August 2012
mermaidcunt:
no one gives a fuck if that photo is queued and that you’re on vacation
timmytwerker:
People compliment my butt all the time. I can’t turn the corner without hearing, “What an asshole.”
nippled asked: ugh your blog is magnificent and bodacious and groovy it's pretty awesome ok
dragdirection:
onedirection:
There’s a 30% chance it’s already showering with cunts. -niall
orgasmic-humor:
those girls in the olympics are really pretty athletic and talented but i bet theyre not
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-makemesmile:
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
laughingstation:
the first day of school and teachers make you do that get to know each other thing
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
tyrannia:
the only exercise i get is running away from my problems
Watchvideohall:
Epic shake weight prank
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
what will stop first on tumblr: the gif of the girl doing her dance or the tom daley spam
fehlen:
some people actually don’t think about food all day and eat only when they’re hungry
are you as shocked as i am
howdomermaidsfuck:
fairygodblogger:
you can take any screen shot from any show and put it in black and white and all of a sudden it becomes a deep thought about life
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
people who still replace “the” with “le”
rel-ecno:
losing friends to people you helped them meet
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
davidsreality:
laughing-llama:
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
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