When you're in class bored and start making...
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yokunai: breathe if you think i’m hilarious
latenightdrive: i’m never going to use a period again on tumblr because i don’t want to be taken so seriously anymore so for now on i’m going to be period free like those women in the tampon commercials who are driving in cars in rural areas with their hands up in the air
thatssomaeven: yogcpo you only get chicken pox once
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iaintevennmadbro: if i were a type of crayon i would be roseart
saddeer: blo: why does blue mascara exsist so i could successfully look like a functioning retard all throughout 6th grade
shavingryansprivates: tbh the friend zone sounds like it would be a fun place to hang out and make friends i wanna go to the friend zone
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚
earthnation: why didn’t my mom push me into being a Disney channel star
iphone420: When in doubt blame white people
donkeykongcountry2: “i dont care about looks” LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
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willowtreefree: shoshannanicole: “When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead. … My body is shaking from the laugh that wants to erupt
bibleburning: narwhalsareevolvedunicorns: quinnfaboob: the high school musical chad barbie omg imma cry He majored in VACATION. that two tone weave omg
fuckinglesbian: my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night” I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes My new one: Can you watch a season in a day?
kwieta: in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder