June 2012
most girls: i'm not like most girls
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
puppyluver43:
i think u accidentally unfollowed me lol
chrisevansbooty:
omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST
sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
microwavepizzaoven:
most people won’t reblog this but if you have a heart you will.
Watch
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
skunksexual:
seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
Breaking News: White people are awkward →
lulz-time:
but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone
just embrace the awkwardness
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laughingstation:
You will laugh out loud!
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
tltty:
thank u for telling me u aint online now i know u have a life
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
What sport drink does One Direction drink?...
tragicallybeautful:
apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
