Me without technology
when you're actually doing your homework but your...
Guys in dress shirts...
With their shirts unbuttoned… And their sleeves rolled up… And a loose tie…
That moment when you know you're having a kick-ass...
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
youknowittoo: when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just like
barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
tonight we are young so let’s set the world on fire but what about tomorrow will we still be young tomorrow what are we going to do once the entire planet has burnt down
Throwing ice at people because they need to chill.
jesuschola2: du4ne: jesuschola2: my first boyfriend ever was in kindergarden and he asked me out by giving me a piece of paper that said “be my girlfriend or i’ll beat u up on the playground” chris brown was in your kindergarten class?
lampsarepeople2: buttcamp: when you can feel the sexual tension between two teachers omg thE PICTURE
mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
me: I wish I had nice legs
me: I wish I had a nice bum
me: I wish I had a nice stomach
me: I wish I had nice hips
me: I wish I had nice boobs
me: I wish I had a nice face
me: I wish I had nice skin
me: I wish I had nice arms
me: I wish I had nice hands
me: I wish I had nice feet
me: I wish I had nice hair
me: I wish I had nice nails
my body: lol no
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