I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
Ina Garten subconsciously discussing race.
Live. Laugh. Communism.(:
shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
katy perry looking for what to appropriate next
I’m sure all the people that would actually care just rolled over in their mummified caskets
Don’t worry, i don’t think that Nefertiti is too mad
Ahh yes, Cleopatra is cringing with agony and being stripped from her power because her ancient and dead culture is being referenced in a music video.
you guys do realize that there are still Egyptian people right
I don’t think boys that use girls for sex understand that girls tell everyone how small their dick was hahaha
- justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
- police: wtf
- justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
- police: haha it ok
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
go home australian wildlife u r drunk
parents: are you sure you are queer?
me: crystal queer.